I loved this Ethereum 2.0 Rap so much that I paid a Freelancer to transcribe the Lyrics using peopleperhour.com. Bear in mind, this is the future richest person in the world – EPIC:
We didn’t know all the in-jokes / protocols / terminologies so I’d welcome corrections.
(See, we freestyle sometimes…)
Know your gas limit… stay within it,
Don’t don’t don’t make mistakes, get invalid refund,
Okay Yo, not just a pre-compiler change of op-codes, we’re here to sustain the scale of our Full Nodes.
Proof of stake is hard but what I do know is that we learn to shard we’ll change the whole game though,
ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo.
SHA-3, T.L.S, LAN port. All this Crypto just sets the stage, for:
[Chorus]
Merkle Proof, Plasma Chains, Qwack Qwack, zk-SNARKs, becoming sober, Clap Clap.
Privacy, scaling in a Snap, Snap. Constant products, Oracles. DApp DApp.
Merkle Proof, Plasma Chains, Qwack Qwack, zk-SNARKs, becoming sober, Clap Clap.
Privacy, scaling in a Snap, Snap. Constant products, Oracles. It’s all about the DApps!
Every user, Every Wallet, Every DApp, ZK Miners, Double signers, Every villain with an axe,
Every Channel operator, every block, every Full Node, every sneaker, every HODLer in Iraq, and that is That!
Constantinople is done… Fork!
Plasma group L2 engage no Fork!
Call of incoming in waves, Fork!
Your boy Carlos is From New Yooooork!
Plasma, State Channels, Layer 1, Layer 2, Layer 4, A16 Binary, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Trust, Human Co-ordination, You Know the drill!
[Chorus]
Not just a pre-compiler change of op-codes, we’re here to change the rails and create all our Full Nodes.
E-WASM is hard but what I do know is that with abstracted council we’ll change the whole game though,
ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo.
To build the Cathedral, we must coordinate.
But we ain’t no Cathedral, no insubordinate,
Every team and every project, we could get far, so perching by our logic we work like a bazaar, yeah!
Staking all in the first phase, Spork!
All of this coming in waves, Spork!
Deposits coming in waves, Spork!
Your boy Carlos is from New Yoooork! yeah.
Aah, everybody, it’s ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo.
ETH 2.0, go have some Froyo.
Difficulty: “Ice Age meltdown”. Layer 1, Layer 3, Line 27, Ternary. Build your own hash boxes for maximum security.
( This is what happens when you code A LOT!)
Whiteness failure, a lot less widows online.
SLASHED!
(Wow the outro is really long. Brrrrr-What are we going to do?)
Since I wrote “Bear in mind, this is the future richest person in the world “, Vitalik Buterin Made the Time’s 100 Most Influential People List.