Baldur’s Gate : Dark Alliance

XBox,RPG,5/10June 2003

I got this because it was the first 2-player co-operative RPG for the XBOX that I’d seen. It’s not a deep game, it’s a simple hack and slash with very little inventory management or character progression and a shallow dis-joined storyline.

The graphics are state-of-the-art with vegetation blowing in the wind, rippling water and sparkling ice caverns. The choice of characters is the biggest let down, The choice between a retard, queer or tart wasn’t good enough for me. Multi-player co-operative mode is the games only redeeming feature, I like the way your forced to work together since the game-play isn’t split-screen. It did supply 12 hours of co-operative entertainment and was satisfying to finish, but I expected buckets more from a baldur’s Gate title.

Advance Wars

GBA,Turn-based strategy,9/10June 2003

Nintendo does chess. This is a game of tactics and like chess things aren’t left to chance, you can get to know the exact outcome of a clash between 2 units. Unfortunately it seems to be geared towards kids but you wont be able to win by force-in-numbers rather than skill. The units all have strengths and weaknesses and a attack-range and the key-to-success comes in balancing your forces so they are strong together. Victory over the opponent is satisfying.

It’s a great game, very addictive and perfect for the handheld.

Killer App Award! > A reason to own a GBA

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (J. K. Rowling)

Fantasy, 8/10 – June 2003

Voldemort is gaining strength and building an army but no one believes Harry about it except Dumbledore. The Ministry of Magic has made it their job to discredit them both, using the wizarding newspaper The Daily Prophet for slander. Dumbledore is avoiding Harry because Harry’s mind is linked in some way to Voldemort and Harry might accidentally give away the plans of the Order of the Phoenix.

I enjoyed there being a meaner teacher than Snape and Harry continues to suffer under Umbridge’s Oppression. Despite this, he gains in power and starts building an army of pupils called the DA. Even though Voldemort and his followers are obsessed with purity of wizard blood (i.e. racist), Voldemort is a half-blood himself (In the same way Adolf Hitler was allegedly part-Jewish).

Sony Digital Camera (DSC-S70) (was dads but mum doesn’t know how to use it)

Digital photo albums cannot compete with the magic of a normal album in your bookshelf but they can save money and are good if you want to put photos on a website. This is a 3.3 Megapixel camera but the big problem with it is that there’s a massive delay between pressing the button and it taking a photo. I always seem to lose the moment.

Polar Heart Rate monitor – 20th March 2003, birthday present from Mum

Normally shows the time but can show my heart rate if I wear the special belt. I use it to exercise in a zone that is not too high or low (120-140). It’s really helpful.

Microsoft XBox – 20th March 2003, birthday present from Kix

This big fat American beast is my first ever console and DVD player. The higher hardware spec, internal hard disk and promise of XBox live is why I chose to get this instead of the competition from Nintendo and Sony.

Broadband Internet – March 2003

We got ADSL broadband at 512k and at the same time we got a proper computer network. Broadband not only allows us to surf on two computers at the same time but because it’s “always on”, it allowed me to run this website from home for free!

Pen-Fu (aka Pen-spinning)

As a computer programmer, with my hands at a keyboard for up-to 12 hours a day, I practice Pen-Fu to exercise my fingers and prevent RSI.

Pen-Fu is like Kung-Fu but with pens rather than combat :-). Think of Boris, the computer hacker in 007 Goldeneye… He was a novice pen ninja. Check out www.pentrix.com and www.superhandz.com to see some real stationary samurais. It is an addictive trick to pick up and can be annoying as hell to anyone who sits next to you.

Flairing bottle and video – December 2002, Christmas present from Kix

Kix got me this flaring starting kit. I broke lots of things practising, except the bottle – which is unbreakable. I got quite good at it without water in the bottle but can’t do it for real.

Pub Optics – December 2002, Christmas present from Kix

Kix got me four pub optics that dispense 25ml of anything. I’m not actually a big drinker but I like to make cocktails and these help me to keep track of appropriate measures.

Sony car miniDisk player – December 2002 Christmas present from mum and Grandpa

My travelling buddy with a friendly multi colour display which flashes and pulses with the music. MiniDisk might not be a hot technology any more but I’ve got lots of disks and it’s better than CD (much better).

Tony Hawks 4

XBOX,sport,9/10August 2002

When you break these games down it is really just a exercise to memorize sequences of buttons. But with todays zillion-buttoned controllers, this is made difficult. There’s something about Tony Hawks games that gets you addicted so that you feel you have to complete all the tasks (but your’ll never be able to).

Each task can take more than an hour of practising until you pull it off. But when everything comes together and you manage to string together a bunch of tricks in the right place it’s brilliant. A great game series.