Keyboard Mod (1998)

I painted a keyboard as part of an art piece for art A-level. I used acrylic paints and varnish and decorated each key individually:

When My art course was finished I used the keyboard for touch-typing practice.

The Rubix Cube

pic of rubix cube

At one point I used to be able to use these codes to do the rubix cube in 2 minutes. In the 1st year at uni we had three cubes and used to race each other.

  • Layer 1, No codes needed, just do it!
  • Layer 2, Have finished layer on the bottom. This moves top-middle to middle-left:
    • FU2RU’R’U2F’ or if the colours match on the front face do U’FU2RUR’U2F’
  • Layer 3, Have finished layer on the bottom. We only worry about positions first, then once every cube is in the correct position we worry about the orientation.
    • Corner Positions:
      • Corners Clockwise (FR stays put): L’URU’ LUR’U’ (outside, last)
      • Corners Anti-Clockwise (FR stays put): URU’L’ UR’U’L (Last, inside)
      • Back Corners swapped: FU’B’U F’U’BU2 (inside, first, last2)
      • Front left to back right: UFUR U’R’F’
    • Middle Positions
      • Middles Clockwise (R stays put): L2UF’BL2F B’UL2 (lufbourgh football)
      • Middles anti-clockwise (R stays put): L2U’F’ BL2F B’U’L2
      • Middles opposite Swap (Swaps F with B and L with R): R2L2 D R2L2 U2 R2L2 D R2L2
      • Middles adjacent Swap (Swaps L with F and R with B): R BU B’U’R2 F’U’ FUR
    • Corners Orientation:
      • Twist front-right corner clockwise: R’DRFDF’, move the corner that’ll be twisted anti-clockwise into the front-right position, FD’F’R’D’R
    • Middle Orientation:
      • Flip front-middle with right-middle: FUD’L2U2D2 R, change top so other is on the right: R’D2U2L2 DU’F’

F = Front face, R = right side, L = left side, B = Back face, U = top side, D = bottom face. 2 = turn twice. Turn clockwise unless red’ in which case turn anti-clockwise.

To make my favorite snake pattern, from a completed cube, do:

  • L U B’ U’ R L’ B R’ F B’ D R D’ F’

My brother with green hair (9th/July/1999)

Once, My brother Edd came home from school with green hair:

Portable miniDisk player – 2000 Christmas present from Dad

MD is better than CD for portability and this is small and top of the range. Bad points are that it doesn’t have a radio and I’ve found that the battery doesn’t last very long any more (luckily it comes with a clip on external battery pack).

Fyrefli Fire Diabolo – Summer 1999

I knew my juggling hobby had got serious when I bought a fire diabolo. You have to use special Kevlar string and you can’t drop a fire diabolo because the hot metal bends easily so that it won’t spin straight. The wicks don’t burn for too long – I was a little disappointed.

Mister Babache Harlequins – Winter 1998

After travelling round Europe seeing street performers and starting to learn to juggle with my friend Rodrigo, I joined the university juggling club and decided to specialise in the diabolo. These harlequin diabolo’s have kept me occupied for hundreds of hours.

Diabolo of choice: Two Heavy duty Mister Babache Harlequins. Robust rubber cups, 335 grams for a good spin duration, two-colour for easy speed calculation.

Learning the Diabolo taught me the importance of practice and not giving up before you start. Many people see something and say to themselves “wow, I wish I was good enough to do that” and the truth is, it’s really something that can be done if you’re prepared to practice.

I developed my diabolo skills at the university circus skills club and started going to other clubs such as “the circus space” in Old Street and then some rave venues in derelict niches of London Bridge where elite diaboloists hung out. I found it inspiring until my rate of improvement started to drop and I plateaued at a level way off from what I’d seen was technically possible by some of the diabolo-masters I had met. Unfortunately, I’ve come to realise enthusiasm and practice could take me quite far but I lacked the natural skill and co-ordination to be brilliant. Learning more tricks using two diabolos at the same time is my ongoing challenge. Check out www.Diarhythm.com (amazing videos) and www.diabolotricks.com (good diagrams).

Swimming Pool – Autumn 1998

Dad started building our indoor swimming pool when I was 17 and it’s beautiful. During school and Uni holidays I used to finish every evening by doing some exercises and then putting on some music and just floating around the pool. I also had fun with my brothers playing “Marco-Polo” in the dark, climbing onto the beams and jumping off, fighting with floats, shooting each other with water-pistols and generally messing around.

14 foot Trampoline – 1996

I’ve certainly spent more time lying on the trampoline gazing up at the clouds thinking about my life than bouncing on it – It’s a comfortable place to lie. I used to try to learn tricks but never had the guts to do a backwards somersault. We invented games like trying to keep a tennis ball on the trampoline as we bounced.

BloodBowl – 1994

Bloodbowl is an awesome game of probability, tactics and cunning defence. It’s a cross between chaotic chess and fantasy football.
I started playing in the evenings at school when I was 14. We had a busy league. 10 years later, in an attempt to spend more time with my brother, we started playing at the Spiky club on some Thursday evenings.

My best success was at the “2003 Spiky club open” where I came joint 3rd with my team called “The GrudgeBearers”. I was knocked out of the semi-finals by then NAF no.1 Miniere yohann (Longshot). I was the only English guy in the semis, the others had flown in from France.

Hammer Paintball Gun – 1993

I used to play paintball in the woods with a group of friends. We all had our own guns, masks and camoflage gear. It was brilliant fun!

Man O’ War – 1993

Man o’ war was Warhammer on the sea. The rules were better defined than Warhammer and the playing time was shorter. Each ship had a card that described the areas of the ship and when it got damaged by enemy cannons, you’d put damage counters on the card. It was a fun game but unfortunately it didn’t quite balance skill and strategy with luck accurately enough (luck played too an important part).

Warhammer – 1990-1993

I played Warhammer between the ages of 10-13. I collected an Orc and Goblin army. I used to pore over information sheets, spell lists, data cards, range tables, in order to draft army lists. I read warhammer stories, collected dice, painted figures. I was totally nuts about it. My dad made me a Warhammer gaming table and I build scenery for it. I actually first learnt Pythagoras’s theorem so that I could calculate the range that my catapults had to fire to hit an enemy unit!

Gameboy – 1992 (birthday present from grandpa)

This really was an exciting birthday present. I used to play it so much that I could still hear the music in my head after I switched it off! You weren’t able to save the progress in games so they were all brilliant pick-up-and-play fast-paced action. I used to be able to clock Mario within an hour. Balloon kid was good and double-player Tetris was great. The school had to ban Gameboys in the end because too many kids were being zombiefied.

Crossbows and Catapults – Pre Ten years old

As a child “Crossbows and Catapults was a firm favourite. The aim of the game was to land a counter of your colour onto the treasure mat of the enemy. You’d have a set of bricks with which to try to protect your own treasure and a set of attack weapons (a crossbow and a catapult). You also had a set of little soldiers to place. If all your soldiers got knocked over, you’d lose. I spend hours playing this game with my best friend, Nick.

Nivarna

When I was 13 I first became aware that music was quite exciting. My very first band that I liked were Guns&Roses, not just because I giggled at all the swearing but because it had lots of energy. I got into Nivarna in a big way and decided to test my devotion to them by completely memorising the lyrics poem printed on the inside cover of their Nevermind album:

Spring is here again, tender age in bloom, he knows not what it means, sell the kids for food, we can have some more * The water is so yellow, I’m a healthy student, you’re my vitamins* Take your time, hurry up, the choice is yours, don’t be late* And just maybe I’m to blame for all I’ve heard but I’m not sure, I’m so excited I can’t wait to meet you there but I don’t care* I don’t care if it’s old, I don’t mind if I don’t have a mind, get away from your home* Have to poison skin, give an inch take a smile* Never met a wise man if so it’s a woman, gotta find a way to find a way, I had better wait* One more special message to go, as defence I’m neutered and sprayed, what the hell am I trying to say? I got so high that I scratched until I bled* The second coming came in last and out of the closet* At the end of the rainbow and your rope* Don’t hurt yourself, I want some help to help myself, she’s just as bored as me* I’ve got this friend you see, who makes me feel, I don’t regret a thing* And the animals I’ve trapped have all become my pets* Our little group has always been and always will until the end, with the lights out, it’s less dangerous, here we are now, entertain us, I feel stupid and contagious, here we are now entertain us, a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido, yay, yay, a denial, I’m worst at what I do best and for this gift I feel blessed, I found it hard, it was hard to find, oh well, whatever, NEVERMIND*