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With a bit of imagination there’s loads of food one can enjoy on a diet. Welcome to the unreal meal:<\/p>\n With a bit of imagination there’s loads of food one can enjoy on a diet. Welcome to the unreal meal:<\/p>\n
Breakfast:<\/strong><\/p>\n Lunch:<\/strong><\/p>\n Pudding:<\/strong><\/p>\n Tea-Time:<\/strong><\/p>\n Drinks:<\/strong><\/p>\n Whenever you’re hungry or famished, Dream up a great feast to consume Don’t laugh, its not pie in the sky, Mix 5ml of noise and with the breeze Put a void in the oven and bake, Kneed faux dough in with the air<\/p>\n and you’ll have an eclair that’s not there.<\/p>\n One of the best meals to try is ghost roast, You must find a whole pint of blank space, But the rewards are really worth the wait, Or if you think you’d prefer paltry poultry, And before your mind goes doolally If all this is too much to swallow, Its hollow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" With a bit of imagination there’s loads of food one can enjoy on a diet. Welcome to the unreal meal: Breakfast: A Ethereal egg on ghost toast A Nothing muffin or a None bun (served with begone butter). or how about some Fantasy fruit? Lunch: A Fake steak with zip chips (or Mystical mash) A […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":52,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/52"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2345,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/2345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
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\nThe phantom food Poem by Jerry Bridge-Butler<\/b>:<\/h3>\n
\nand all the food in your fridge has vanished.<\/span><\/b><\/i><\/small><\/p>\n
\nwith my secret ingredient: Vacuum<\/em>.<\/p>\n
\nThere’s a host aplenty not there to try.<\/p>\n
\nand that’s how you make tease cheese.<\/p>\n
\nand what you’ll get is fake cake.<\/p>\n
\nbut you’ll need your imagination the most.<\/p>\n
\nbefore you can bow down and say Grace.<\/p>\n
\nwhen the scam lamb comes out on a plate.<\/p>\n
\nthe missing chicken is one you should see.<\/p>\n
\nfinish it all off with no belly jelly<\/p>\n
\nDon’t try this last mint –<\/p>\n