{"id":2303,"date":"2021-07-23T16:02:18","date_gmt":"2021-07-23T15:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/?p=2303"},"modified":"2021-09-16T15:01:31","modified_gmt":"2021-09-16T14:01:31","slug":"the-eth-2-0-rap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tomfotherby.com\/blog\/index.php\/2021\/07\/the-eth-2-0-rap\/","title":{"rendered":"The ETH 2.0 Rap"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I loved this Ethereum 2.0 Rap so much that I paid a Freelancer to transcribe the Lyrics using <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peopleperhour.com\/freelance-jobs\/writing-translation\/transcription\/transcribe-a-4-minute-youtube-rap-video-about-ethereum-3347107?jobview=1\">peopleperhour.com<\/a>. Bear in mind, this is the future richest person in the world &#8211; EPIC:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"620\" height=\"349\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j7MeJionPMA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><figcaption>The ETH 2.0 Rap<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>We didn&#8217;t know all the in-jokes \/ protocols \/ terminologies so I&#8217;d welcome corrections.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>(<em>See, we freestyle sometimes\u2026<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Know your gas limit&#8230; stay within it,<br>Don&#8217;t don&#8217;t don&#8217;t make mistakes, get invalid refund,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay Yo, not just a pre-compiler change of op-codes, we&#8217;re here to sustain the scale of our Full Nodes.<br>Proof of stake is hard but what I do know is that we learn to shard we&#8217;ll change the whole game though,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>SHA-3, T.L.S, LAN port. All this Crypto just sets the stage, for:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Chorus]<br><em>Merkle Proof, Plasma Chains, Qwack <meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><em>Qwack<\/em>, zk-SNARKs, becoming sober, Clap Clap.<br>Privacy, scaling in a Snap, Snap. <meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\">Constant products, Oracles. DApp DApp.<br>Merkle Proof, Plasma Chains, <meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><em>Qwack<\/em> <meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><em>Qwack<\/em>, zk-SNARKs, becoming sober, Clap Clap.<br>Privacy, scaling in a Snap, Snap. Constant products, Oracles. It&#8217;s all about the DApp<\/em>s<em>!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Every user, Every Wallet, Every DApp, ZK Miners, Double signers, Every villain with an axe,<br>Every Channel operator, every block, every Full Node, every sneaker, every HODLer in Iraq, and that is That!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Constantinople is done\u2026 Fork!<br>Plasma group L2 engage no Fork!<br>Call of incoming in waves, Fork!<br>Your boy Carlos is From New Yooooork!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Plasma, State Channels, Layer 1, Layer 2, Layer 4, A16 Binary, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Trust, Human Co-ordination, You Know the drill!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Chorus]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not just a pre-compiler change of op-codes, we&#8217;re here to change the rails and create all our Full Nodes.<br>E-WASM is hard but what I do know is that with abstracted council we&#8217;ll change the whole game though,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To build the Cathedral, we must coordinate.<br>But we ain&#8217;t no <meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\">Cathedral, no insubordinate,<br>Every team and every project, we could get far, so perching by our logic we work like a bazaar, yeah!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Staking all in the first phase, Spork! <br>All of this coming in waves, Spork!<br>Deposits coming in waves, Spork!<br>Your boy Carlos is from New Yoooork! yeah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aah, everybody, it&#8217;s ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo, ETH 2.0 Yo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ETH 2.0, go have some Froyo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Difficulty: &#8220;Ice Age meltdown&#8221;. Layer 1, Layer 3, Line 27, Ternary. Build your own hash boxes for maximum security.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>( <em>This is what happens when you code A LOT!<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whiteness failure, a lot less widows online.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>SLASHED!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Wow the outro is really long. Brrrrr-What are we going to do?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Since I wrote &#8220;<em>Bear in mind, this is the future richest person in the world <\/em>&#8220;, Vitalik Buterin Made the <a href=\"https:\/\/decrypt.co\/81058\/ethereum-crosses-3600-vitalik-buterin-makes-times-100-most-influential-people-list\">Time\u2019s 100 Most Influential People List<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I loved this Ethereum 2.0 Rap so much that I paid a Freelancer to transcribe the Lyrics using peopleperhour.com. Bear in mind, this is the future richest person in the world &#8211; EPIC: We didn&#8217;t know all the in-jokes \/ protocols \/ terminologies so I&#8217;d welcome corrections. 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