Why I don’t have a mobile phone

I don’t have a mobile phone yet and I often get asked why?

I like being totally cut off from the world knowing that I can’t talk to anyone or anyone talk to me. I could get one and leave it off but then I may as well save money and not get one. Mobile phones invade privacy and let people evade meeting times and put an end to set meeting places. Mobiles have transformed the world into a louder, more obnoxious, more annoying place!